“The cosmos are within us. We’re made of star stuff. We are a way for the cosmos to know itself.” — Carl Sagan
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Go ahead and just try to pick a favorite answer
I’m going to spread my STDs everywhere, using this condom
wrap it before you tap it, don’t be a fool, cover your tool
"I don’t care I’m gay" is by far my favorite
Well somebody finally gets it!
Every school should be like mine: four hours a day, three time slots you can attend (morning at 8, afternoon at 12, evening at 5), online classes in case you miss a day, english and math direct instruction, bus stop close by, you can graduate early if you want, you can switch time slots if you need to, and they respect if you have a mental disorder/want to be addressed by a different name or by diff pronouns. You can listen to music, too, and everyone is super chill. Small classes where everyone minds their own business and gets their work done. That is how school should be.
I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m in class and was trying not to laugh.. oh god.
why aren’t you reading Saga?
Snorlax is excited cuz he saw himself on tumblr
When school gets hard, just remember this….
This is really inspiring to me.